I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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