I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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