You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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