hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Maybe he injected his testicle?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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