Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
