Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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