i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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