It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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