SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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