Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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