Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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