Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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