Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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