if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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