he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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