it wasn't lemon gatorade
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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