I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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