he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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