There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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