I'm jealous of your bromance
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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