You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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