You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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