Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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