What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
false alarm. still invincible.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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