If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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