I showed him my bush... on skype.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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