If i come over, it means nothing
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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