Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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