this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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