Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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