Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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