But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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