everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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