You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
