Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Soap is not a condiment
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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