Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
