you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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