Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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