Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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