her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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