Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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