No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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