strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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