How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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