she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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