just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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