I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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