i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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