Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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