goodnight i made you a song goodbye
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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