you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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