Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
