The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think my vagina is haunted
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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