We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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