Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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