You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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