Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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