No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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