woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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