I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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