Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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