Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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