i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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