If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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